Watching American Idol tonight, there was some disagreement between Mark and my sister over who should get the ax. We were unanimous that it was between Blind Scott and Can't-Pronounce-Words Megan, though.
Taylor: It has to be Megan. Scott could throw up on his piano or poop his pants on stage and she should still go home first.
Mark (when it was announced Scott was singing Billy Joel's Piano Man): (exasperated) Oh God! This is gonna be a snoozefest. Why does he pick the most boring songs ever? Didn't the judges say they wanted him to be a little more exciting?
Taylor: He's blind.
Mark: Yeah, he's not deaf!
I don't care who it is as long as it isn't Matt, even though he really sucked tonight.